Alex Valle

Freelance Web Developer

Houdini blonde twins

Wednesday, July 21st 2010

We're at a bartender's dog's birthday party. The dog was turning 17 in human years so it was about to kick it anytime but still it wagged its tale for the cake. The bartender was sort of crying as she was telling me she was sad cause her husband left her and at that moment I was like: "OK everybody time to go. Party is over".

Everyone starts getting in their cars I hop into my late Civic but it wouldn't turn on. I popped the hood and then I hear some drilling coming from inside the car. A team of mechanics are parting out my car and I was like: "Hey! STOP!" but they continued. They finally got to the gas tank and poured out thick yellow ooze... with two blonde twins handcuffed together and breathing through oxygen masks. Weird. They were happy we found them since no one had a clue they would be there.

Turns out the bad guy who kidnapped them and put them there was responsible for hacking my starter plugs. He was about to leave the scene but I stopped him and yelled at him for an explanation. He got even angrier and started to beat up my car. I felt powerless so I pulled out my cellphone and started recording him vandalizing my car.

I hope that puts him in prison." We're at a bartender's dog's birthday party. The dog was turning 17 in human years so it was about to kick it anytime but still it wagged its tale for the cake. The bartender was sort of crying as she was telling me she was sad cause her husband left her and at that moment I was like: "OK everybody time to go. Party is over".