Alex Valle

Freelance Web Developer

Clone Conspiracy

Friday, July 30th 2010

I just parked my car in what appears to be a massive new garage in USF. I see Gemma walking ahead of me so I sped up to say "ELLO mate". She looked at me estranged and said "hello?" and kept walking. Then I was puzzled but insisted in walking with her. I asked where she was headed to and she gave me a vague answer I felt like I had ask her the same question not too long ago and got the same answer. I figured she was just trying to get away from me so I felt rejected and decided to stop walking with her at the end of the 3rd floor.

As we're walking the 3rd flight of stairs I said "well you're not as cool as before so I'm gonna bounce...". Moments later at the turn of the stairs Gemma pauses and remains in a standing up straight position. People coming down the stairs were waiting for her to move but she just stood there. I approached her and noticed her eyes were twitching and there was white noise emanating from her like a CPU on 100% usage. Something was not right she was a robot! I whipped out my cell phone and started taking lots of pics of her just standing there. I told those people on the stair case: "Dude ever met someone who's not supposed to be there? She's a clone". I think they believed me.

The stairs was getting backed up with people trying to pass as I continued the photo shoot. A suit rushed up stairs pushing his way through the crowd and swiped Gemma off her feet and carried her on his shoulder as if he was carrying a stiff life-size doll. He saw me with the phone and mumbled something into his earpieces. A second agent showed up and took Gemma down another stair case the original agent began to walk fast towards me but I jumped off the stairs a couple levels ninja style. He was definitely my evidence. I couldn't escape the guy he cornered me in the garage basement.

I heard a gun shot I thought I was hit but it was someone's tire that exploded. She got out of the car and asked the agent for help. I took that distraction opportunity and made a last attempt to escape but I was cut off by that robot clone. Gemma said in a robot voice "Sorry I can't let you leave"..."I just parked my car in what appears to be a massive new garage in USF. I see Gemma walking ahead of me so I sped up to say "ELLO mate". She looked at me estranged and said "hello?" and kept walking. Then I was puzzled but insisted in walking with her. I asked where she was headed to and she gave me a vague answer I felt like I had ask her the same question not too long ago and got the same answer.

I figured she was just trying to get away from me so I felt rejected and decided to stop walking with her at the end of the 3rd floor.